Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.


[WARRIORS - IMAGINE DRAGONS plays aggressively in the background]

  • me: *checks phone*
  • me: *gasps dramatically*
  • everyone: what, what's wrong?
  • me: *heavy breathing*

i’m v. tired but i went to a quiz night and we won third place!! which was really surprising because it was a science student quiz night and i know nothing about science

but the two rounds where i was the table expert where the only two where we got all questions right!!! fuck yeah for knowing Albus Dumbledore’s entire name


Gavin Free. Man of the Moment. Destroyer of great poses.

Haha I love how everybody tries to help Gavin and Geoff is just there giving no fucks. 



Gustave Caillebotte - The Floor Scrapers (1875-6)

Original on top, later version below

"Despite the effort Caillebotte put into the painting, it was rejected by France’s most prestigious art exhibition, The Salon, in 1875. The depiction of working-class people in their trade, not fully clothed, shocked the jurors and was deemed a ‘vulgar subject matter.’ 

The images of the floor scrapers came to be associated with Degas’s paintings of washerwomen, also presented at the same exhibition and similarly scorned as ‘vulgar’”.



why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything


Geoff’s response to all the discussions about censoring.




don’t trust anyone who says something biphobic then when you call them out on it they say “i don’t mean real bisexuals. just the fake bicurious ones”.

Pro Tip: Actually there is no such thing as "fake" bisexuals. There are instead a lot of questioning people, worried people, closeted people, scared people, confused people, all sorts of people … and these are all perfectly normal things to be. Remember, there is no wrong way to be bisexual.


If i ever see any of you in public, the code is


that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything


Tony Abbott has recently said he has no problem with the legalisation of medicinal marijuana.

Angry left wing voters yelled “OH YEAH!? Well that’s… right?” and then stood around really confused and scratching their heads.

"Wait… shit… we’re agreeing with Tony Abbott over something? Fuck" said one left-wing activist. "WHO AM I!?"

"Whoa… this is messing with my brain… more so than marijuana would."

"I thought I was going to be really angry today but I’m… not? I’m so confused. I need to go look up the news concerning Ferguson to get my rage levels back up."

There was mutters of confusion and agreement. Meanwhile, in Tony’s office he chuckled to himself.

"Keep ‘em guessing what I’ll do next… classic, Tony" he said to himself.


The Patronus Charm (Expecto Patronum) is the most famous and one of the most powerful defensive charms known to wizardkind. It’s an immensely complicated, very difficult spell that evokes a partially-tangible positive energy force known as a Patronus (pl. Patronuses) or spirit guardian. It is the primary protection against Dementors and Lethifolds, to which there is no other protection.